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EGG
Everything humanity knows about the most perfect food
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Because no other food is simultaneously a breakfast staple, a baking essential, a cultural symbol, a scientific marvel, and the punchline to a thousand jokes.
The egg is the most democratic food on earth. Every culture has a relationship with it. Every cuisine depends on it. It costs almost nothing, keeps for weeks, and can be transformed into everything from a three-minute breakfast to a three-star dessert.
This site exists because we believe the egg deserves more than a cameo in someone else's recipe. It deserves a temple. A comprehensive, reverent, occasionally ridiculous monument to the most perfect food ever laid.
Welcome to The Ultimate Egg. We take eggs seriously so you don't have to.
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