The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Albumin. Albumin who?
Albumin-ating discussion about egg whites, actually.
Knock-knock: "Albumin" (egg white protein) signals a grammar discussion. Scientific terminology about egg whites repurposed as knock-knock fodder.
Knock knock. Who's there? Meringue. Meringue who?
Meringue the doorbell but nobody answered.
Knock-knock homophone: "Meringue" / "my ring." Someone rang the doorbell repeatedly; the meringue pun is the excuse for the ringing narrative.
Knock knock. Who's there? Custard. Custard who?
Custard the last person to make that joke. Let me try again.
Knock-knock: "Custard" / "cussed at." The prior person received criticism for the joke attempt; this is a retry. Self-aware joke failure.
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