Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had the drumsticks.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
A chicken and an egg walk into a library.
The librarian says, 'Ah, so we'll finally settle this.'
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Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand?
They don't, actually. But if they did, it'd be to avoid egg puns.
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What do you get when a dinosaur lays an egg?
Extinct-ion. Wait — no, you get a very large omelette. And then extinction.
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Why did the kiwi bird feel overwhelmed?
Its egg is 25% of its body weight. That's like a human giving birth to a seven-year-old.
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What did the platypus say when asked about laying eggs?
'Yes, I also produce venom and have a bill. I'm basically nature's dare.'
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Why don't crocodile eggs tell you their gender?
It depends on the temperature. Literally. Temperature-dependent sex determination.
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What's it like being an emperor penguin dad?
Standing in -60°C darkness for two months balancing an egg on your feet. It's fine. Everything's fine.
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The cuckoo bird doesn't raise its own chicks.
It lays eggs in other birds' nests and leaves. Basically, nature's worst roommate.
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Why did the sea turtle cross the ocean?
To lay eggs on the exact same beach where it was born. 2,000 miles of swimming for nostalgia.
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How does a hummingbird egg feel about its size?
At 6mm long, it doesn't feel much of anything. It weighs less than a paperclip.
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What did the chicken say to the emu?
'Your eggs are GREEN? Show off.'
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