Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What did the egg say after a great workout?
I'm egg-hausted.
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What do you call an egg who tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
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Why did the egg refuse to fight?
It didn't want to get beaten.
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What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
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What did the egg do when it heard a funny joke?
It cracked up.
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How do eggs stay in shape?
They egg-cercise.
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Why was the egg so calm during the crisis?
It didn't want to crack under pressure.
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a minute to get hard — I just got laid this morning.
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What do you call an egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial.
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Why was the egg always invited to parties?
It was egg-straordinarily fun.
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What do you call an egg who's always on the internet?
An egg-fluencer.
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