What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium in an egg?
'HeHe.'
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Why did the biologist collect eggs?
They were studying cell structure and eggs are technically single cells.
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An egg walks into a chemistry lab.
The professor says, 'Ah, a calcium carbonate vessel containing a colloidal suspension of proteins. Please, have a seat.'
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How does a physicist describe a hard-boiled egg?
'A protein matrix that underwent irreversible denaturation via sustained thermal energy transfer.' Also breakfast.
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Why did the egg study thermodynamics?
To understand why it can't be unboiled. (Except it technically can now — UC Irvine, 2015.)
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What's an egg's favorite element?
Sulfur. They're naturally drawn to it, especially when overcooked.
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How do eggs communicate?
Through the 7,000 to 17,000 pores in their shells. Nature's mesh network.
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Why do old eggs float?
Their air cell gets bigger as moisture escapes through the shell. It's not magic, it's Archimedes.
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What's the most important thing about an egg's structure?
The arch shape distributes stress evenly. Civil engineers are basically copying eggs.
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A geneticist and a philosopher walk into a diner.
The philosopher asks 'which came first?' The geneticist says 'the egg — a proto-chicken laid it.' Argument over. Eggs won.
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Why did the egg white turn opaque?
Protein denaturation. It's not personal, it's biochemistry.
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What did the egg say to the centrifuge?
'You're tearing me apart!'
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