Why is the malleefowl the laziest parent?
It buries its eggs in a compost heap and walks away. The original set-it-and-forget-it.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
A rooster and a hen are arguing about parenting.
The rooster says, 'I contributed genetically.' The hen says, 'I built the entire egg in 26 hours. We are not the same.'
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What do you call a seahorse dad?
Pregnant. Male seahorses carry the eggs. Nature doesn't care about your expectations.
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