I told my kids I was going to make a scrambled egg joke.
They said 'don't, dad.' I said 'too late, I already cracked it.'
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
My daughter asked why chickens sit on eggs.
I said 'because they don't have chairs.'
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I asked the waiter how they prepare their eggs.
He said, 'We just tell them they're going to be eaten.'
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My son wanted to know where eggs come from.
I said 'the store.' My wife was less amused.
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My kid told me eggs are boring.
I said that's because you haven't seen them in their shell-ter.
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Why do hens never tell jokes?
Because they always lay an egg.
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What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
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I tried to juggle eggs this morning.
Let's just say breakfast was on me. And the floor. And the dog.
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What day do eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
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Where do tough eggs come from?
Hard-boiled neighborhoods.
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My wife said I use too many egg puns.
I told her 'omelette it slide this time.'
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My wife asked me to separate the eggs.
I moved them to different rooms. They seem happier now.
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