Why did the egg go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit fried.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
An egg and a sausage are in a frying pan.
The sausage says, 'Man, it's hot in here.' The egg says, 'HOLY COW, A TALKING SAUSAGE!'
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Why do eggs never get into fights?
They're too chicken.
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Why did the egg fail art class?
It could only draw ovals.
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Why did the egg cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken.
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Why was the egg so good at baseball?
It always came home to roost.
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
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How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
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My eggs asked for a vacation.
I told them they could go anywhere, as long as it's in the carton.
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What do you call an egg who's always complaining?
A bad egg. Classic, but true.
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