Some eggs become omelettes. Some become soufflés.
Most just end up in a gas station sandwich nobody asked for.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
An egg asked the universe, 'What is my purpose?'
The universe said, 'You bind meatloaf.'
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The egg didn't ask to be born.
Then again, neither did any of us, and we still have to pay taxes.
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Why did the egg apply for a job?
It was tired of just sitting in the dark waiting to expire.
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What's the most honest thing about an egg?
It wears its expiration date on its forehead.
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Eggs in the fridge are basically
on death row, watching each other get taken one by one.
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Why did the egg get a therapist?
It had too many cracks in its shell.
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What's the difference between egg whites and my motivation?
Egg whites stiffen when beaten. I just cry.
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What's the egg's review of the frying pan?
'One star. Got heated too fast. Would not return.'
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I bought a dozen eggs today.
That's my retirement plan in this economy.
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What's an egg's worst nightmare?
A whisk. It's basically a medieval torture device.
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