Why do eggs hate brunch?
Too much pressure to perform at 11 AM on a Sunday.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What's worse than finding a hair in your scrambled eggs?
Finding half a hair.
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Why did the deviled egg win the cooking competition?
It was the best-dressed on the plate.
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My scrambled eggs have a secret ingredient.
Desperation. It's always desperation.
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What's a soufflé's motto?
Rise above. Then collapse when nobody's watching.
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Why did the benedict feel superior?
It was sitting on an English muffin throne with a hollandaise crown.
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A perfectly poached egg
is nature's way of saying 'you're a real adult now.'
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What did Gordon Ramsay say to the scrambled eggs?
'You're beautiful.' (He actually does. Look it up.)
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What did the organic egg say to the regular egg?
'I'm just like you but with a better PR team.'
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A vegan, a CrossFit enthusiast, and an egg farmer walk into a bar.
I only know because they all told me within 30 seconds.
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The waiter asked how I wanted my eggs.
I said, 'In a world where they don't cost $8 a dozen.'
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Why did the chef throw the egg out?
Because it was past its eggsperiation date.
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