Why was the omelet embarrassed?
It saw the salad dressing.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Why did the hipster egg refuse to be scrambled?
'I was into poaching before it was cool.'
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My eggs this morning were so good
I texted my mom to apologize for every breakfast I complained about as a kid.
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