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The Ultimate Egg

Egg Jokes

The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.

knock-knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Meringue. Meringue who?

Meringue the doorbell but nobody answered.

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knock-knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Eggnog. Eggnog who?

Eggnog-king on your door for five minutes!

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knock-knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Custard. Custard who?

Custard the last person to make that joke. Let me try again.

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