Egg Jokes

They're always looking on the sunny side.

over easy to explain.

but I couldn't get past the introduction — it kept turning into a recipe.

for when you want breakfast to feel like a crime scene investigation.

They carry all of life's potential and still fit in a carton.

The chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg.

is just a late, disappointing lunch.

proof that even eggs have a dark side.

I just panic at the stove until they're done.

an egg on a pedestal with a butter blanket. I'm not complaining.

An existential whisk.

but it's not all it's cracked up to be.