My soufflé collapsed.
Just like my will to try French cooking again.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Every egg is a breakfast of champions
until it hits the floor.
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I don't trust people who don't like eggs.
What are they hiding?
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Poached eggs are just eggs
that went to finishing school.
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The difference between a good chef and a great chef?
About 10,000 eggs.
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If you eat enough eggs,
eventually you start thinking in omelettes.
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You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
But you can break eggs without making anything useful. Ask my kitchen floor.
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An egg is basically a chicken seed.
Change my mind.
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I like my mornings like I like my eggs:
over before I fully understand what's happening.
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Whoever invented the omelette
was just someone who dropped an egg and committed to the bit.
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A raw egg in my smoothie makes me feel healthy.
The taste makes me feel like I've made a terrible mistake.
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Soft-boiled eggs are the trust exercise of breakfast.
You're one second away from disaster the entire time.
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