Eggs: the only food that comes in its own biodegradable packaging
and we still wrap them in styrofoam.
No ratings yet
Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What happens when you tell an egg a secret?
It leaks.
No ratings yet
What's an egg's favorite Shakespeare play?
Hamlet. 'To be or not to be' is basically the chicken-and-egg question.
No ratings yet
I dropped an egg on the floor.
Now it's a ground-level brunch experience.
No ratings yet
Why are eggs terrible at poker?
They always show their hand when they crack.
No ratings yet
What's the most motivational thing an egg can say?
'Every great thing starts with being cracked open.'
No ratings yet
What's the egg's take on social media?
'I went viral once. 55 million likes. For being brown. Life is weird.'
No ratings yet
What's an egg's favorite book genre?
Anything with a good plot twist. They relate to unexpected reveals.
No ratings yet
Why was the egg always stressed?
It was walking on eggshells. Oh wait — it IS the eggshell.
No ratings yet
Why did the egg win the Nobel Prize?
Outstanding contributions to the field of being delicious.
No ratings yet
Showing page 3 of 3 — 34 jokes total