What do you call an egg who runs a startup?
A shell company founder.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Why did the egg join Tinder?
It was looking for a good egg.
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What did the free-range egg say to the caged egg?
'You should get out more.'
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How many eggs does it take to make a good pun?
A dozen. Because one is never enough and they all crack eventually.
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Why don't eggs make good secret agents?
They always crack under interrogation.
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What did the egg say during meditation?
'Ommm-elette go of my attachments.'
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What do you call twin eggs?
Double yolkers.
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An egg walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, 'That'll be $12.' The egg says, 'Put it on my shell.'
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What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer.
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Why did the egg file a complaint?
It was tired of being walked on eggshells around.
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What do you call a city of eggs?
New Yolk City.
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What's an egg's favorite movie?
The Egg-sorcist.
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