Why don't eggs trust atoms?
Because atoms make up everything. Including the egg itself, which is unsettling if you think about it.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are asked to build the best egg container.
The engineer builds a shock-absorbing case. The physicist calculates the optimal drop angle. The mathematician says, 'Assume the egg is a sphere.'
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What did the mitochondria say to the egg?
'I'm the powerhouse of the cell. You ARE the cell.'
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What did the nutritionist say about eggs?
'They're good for you.' Then: 'They're bad for you.' Then: 'They're good again.' Eggs have been through more redemption arcs than a soap opera villain.
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How do you know an egg is telling the truth?
It's transparent. Literally, before it's cooked.
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