Why did the egg go to the comedy club?
To see if its yolks would land.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What did the nutritionist say about eggs?
'They're good for you.' Then: 'They're bad for you.' Then: 'They're good again.' Eggs have been through more redemption arcs than a soap opera villain.
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Why did the hipster egg refuse to be scrambled?
'I was into poaching before it was cool.'
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What's an egg's worst nightmare?
A whisk. It's basically a medieval torture device.
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How do you know an egg is telling the truth?
It's transparent. Literally, before it's cooked.
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Why was the egg always stressed?
It was walking on eggshells. Oh wait — it IS the eggshell.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Custard. Custard who?
Custard the last person to make that joke. Let me try again.
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Why did the egg win the Nobel Prize?
Outstanding contributions to the field of being delicious.
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What do you call an egg who's always complaining?
A bad egg. Classic, but true.
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My eggs this morning were so good
I texted my mom to apologize for every breakfast I complained about as a kid.
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