What did the philosophical egg say?
I think, therefore I yam.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What happened to the egg who was caught speeding?
It got a ticket for going over-easy.
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Why did the egg fail its driving test?
It kept egg-celerating through stop signs.
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What did the egg investor say?
I'm putting all my eggs in one stock-it.
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Why did the egg become a detective?
It was great at cracking cases.
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What do you call an indecisive egg?
Scrambled.
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What's an egg's favorite type of music?
R&B — Rhythm and Baste.
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Why did the egg get promoted?
Because it was egg-ceptional at its job.
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What did the egg say when it was late?
Sorry, I'm a bit scrambled this morning.
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What do you call a smart egg?
An egg-head.
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Why did the egg start a podcast?
It had a lot to get off its shell.
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What do you call an egg who's always on the internet?
An egg-fluencer.
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