I was going to tell you an egg joke,
but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
I was going to tell you an egg joke,
but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Eggs are the most optimistic food.
They're always looking on the sunny side.
My love for eggs is
over easy to explain.
I tried to write a book about eggs,
but I couldn't get past the introduction — it kept turning into a recipe.
Hard-boiled eggs:
for when you want breakfast to feel like a crime scene investigation.
I respect eggs.
They carry all of life's potential and still fit in a carton.
The egg came first.
The chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg.
Brunch without eggs
is just a late, disappointing lunch.
Deviled eggs:
proof that even eggs have a dark side.
My scrambled eggs have no recipe.
I just panic at the stove until they're done.
Eggs Benedict is just
an egg on a pedestal with a butter blanket. I'm not complaining.
What do you call an egg who's always on the internet?
An egg-fluencer.
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