What's the most motivational thing an egg can say?
'Every great thing starts with being cracked open.'
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Why did the egg file a complaint?
It was tired of being walked on eggshells around.
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How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
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What do you call a city of eggs?
New Yolk City.
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My eggs asked for a vacation.
I told them they could go anywhere, as long as it's in the carton.
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What's an egg's favorite movie?
The Egg-sorcist.
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Why did the chef throw the egg out?
Because it was past its eggsperiation date.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Eggnog. Eggnog who?
Eggnog-king on your door for five minutes!
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Why was the omelet embarrassed?
It saw the salad dressing.
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What's the egg's take on social media?
'I went viral once. 55 million likes. For being brown. Life is weird.'
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I bought a dozen eggs today.
That's my retirement plan in this economy.
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What's an egg's favorite book genre?
Anything with a good plot twist. They relate to unexpected reveals.
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