What's an egg's favorite Shakespeare play?
Hamlet. 'To be or not to be' is basically the chicken-and-egg question.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Why did the egg cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken.
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What do you call twin eggs?
Double yolkers.
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I dropped an egg on the floor.
Now it's a ground-level brunch experience.
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What's the difference between egg whites and my motivation?
Egg whites stiffen when beaten. I just cry.
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Why was the egg so good at baseball?
It always came home to roost.
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The waiter asked how I wanted my eggs.
I said, 'In a world where they don't cost $8 a dozen.'
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An egg walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, 'That'll be $12.' The egg says, 'Put it on my shell.'
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What's the egg's review of the frying pan?
'One star. Got heated too fast. Would not return.'
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
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What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer.
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Why are eggs terrible at poker?
They always show their hand when they crack.
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