What did the free-range egg say to the caged egg?
'You should get out more.'
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
An egg and a sausage are in a frying pan.
The sausage says, 'Man, it's hot in here.' The egg says, 'HOLY COW, A TALKING SAUSAGE!'
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What did the organic egg say to the regular egg?
'I'm just like you but with a better PR team.'
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How many eggs does it take to make a good pun?
A dozen. Because one is never enough and they all crack eventually.
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Why don't eggs make good secret agents?
They always crack under interrogation.
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What happens when you tell an egg a secret?
It leaks.
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Why do eggs never get into fights?
They're too chicken.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Meringue. Meringue who?
Meringue the doorbell but nobody answered.
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What did the egg say during meditation?
'Ommm-elette go of my attachments.'
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Why did the egg get a therapist?
It had too many cracks in its shell.
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A vegan, a CrossFit enthusiast, and an egg farmer walk into a bar.
I only know because they all told me within 30 seconds.
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Why did the egg fail art class?
It could only draw ovals.
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