Eggs: the only food that comes in its own biodegradable packaging
and we still wrap them in styrofoam.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Egg. Egg who?
Egg-cited to see you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who?
Omelette you finish, but eggs are the greatest food of all time.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Yolk. Yolk who?
Yolk better open this door before I crack.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Shell. Shell who?
Shell we go get some brunch?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Poach. Poach who?
Poach-er — step away from the eggs.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Frittata. Frittata who?
Frittata the best things in life are egg-based.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Hen. Hen who?
Hen will you let me in? It's cold out here.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Quiche. Quiche who?
Can I have a quiche? I'm feeling egg-stra affectionate today.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Scramble. Scramble who?
Scramble out of bed, we're late for brunch!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Benedict. Benedict who?
Benedict-tion is over, time for eggs.
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What do you call an egg who's always on the internet?
An egg-fluencer.
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