My wife said I use too many egg puns.
I told her 'omelette it slide this time.'
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What's an egg's least favorite day?
Crack-of-dawn Monday.
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I asked the chicken why it crossed the road.
It said the eggs were on the other side.
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Why did the egg get a timeout?
It was being too shellfish.
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What's an egg's favorite sport?
Running. They're always in a scramble.
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My dad used to crack eggs with one hand.
Which was impressive considering he only had two.
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What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zonked.
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How do you make an egg roll?
Push it down a hill.
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What did the egg say when someone complimented its joke?
Aw, shucks — I mean, shells.
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Why do eggs never win arguments?
Because they always fold when things get heated.
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I accidentally sat on an egg this morning.
The yolk was on me.
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What do you call an egg who's always on the internet?
An egg-fluencer.
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