Why do old eggs float?
Their air cell gets bigger as moisture escapes through the shell. It's not magic, it's Archimedes.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What's the most important thing about an egg's structure?
The arch shape distributes stress evenly. Civil engineers are basically copying eggs.
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A geneticist and a philosopher walk into a diner.
The philosopher asks 'which came first?' The geneticist says 'the egg — a proto-chicken laid it.' Argument over. Eggs won.
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Why did the egg white turn opaque?
Protein denaturation. It's not personal, it's biochemistry.
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What did the egg say to the centrifuge?
'You're tearing me apart!'
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Why don't eggs trust atoms?
Because atoms make up everything. Including the egg itself, which is unsettling if you think about it.
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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are asked to build the best egg container.
The engineer builds a shock-absorbing case. The physicist calculates the optimal drop angle. The mathematician says, 'Assume the egg is a sphere.'
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What did the mitochondria say to the egg?
'I'm the powerhouse of the cell. You ARE the cell.'
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Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had the drumsticks.
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A chicken and an egg walk into a library.
The librarian says, 'Ah, so we'll finally settle this.'
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Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand?
They don't, actually. But if they did, it'd be to avoid egg puns.
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What do you get when a dinosaur lays an egg?
Extinct-ion. Wait — no, you get a very large omelette. And then extinction.
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