My scrambled eggs have a secret ingredient.
Desperation. It's always desperation.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What's a soufflé's motto?
Rise above. Then collapse when nobody's watching.
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Why did the benedict feel superior?
It was sitting on an English muffin throne with a hollandaise crown.
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A perfectly poached egg
is nature's way of saying 'you're a real adult now.'
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What did Gordon Ramsay say to the scrambled eggs?
'You're beautiful.' (He actually does. Look it up.)
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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium in an egg?
'HeHe.'
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Why did the biologist collect eggs?
They were studying cell structure and eggs are technically single cells.
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An egg walks into a chemistry lab.
The professor says, 'Ah, a calcium carbonate vessel containing a colloidal suspension of proteins. Please, have a seat.'
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How does a physicist describe a hard-boiled egg?
'A protein matrix that underwent irreversible denaturation via sustained thermal energy transfer.' Also breakfast.
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Why did the egg study thermodynamics?
To understand why it can't be unboiled. (Except it technically can now — UC Irvine, 2015.)
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What's an egg's favorite element?
Sulfur. They're naturally drawn to it, especially when overcooked.
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How do eggs communicate?
Through the 7,000 to 17,000 pores in their shells. Nature's mesh network.
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