A fried egg and a boiled egg had a race.
The fried egg won. The boiled egg couldn't get out of hot water fast enough.
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
What did the eggs say to the mixer?
'I know you're going to beat me, but did you have to bring the whisk?'
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Why did the egg salad break up with the sandwich?
It said 'I'm tired of being between two slices of mediocrity.'
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What's an egg's opinion on toast?
'Decent real estate, but the rent is too high for avocado.'
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Why did the hollandaise sauce go to therapy?
It kept splitting under pressure.
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What's the difference between a frittata and an omelette?
About fifteen dollars, apparently.
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Why did the quiche sue the omelette?
Copyright infringement. Same egg, fancier address.
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What did the toast say to the poached egg?
'You complete me.'
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Carbonara without egg
is just cheesy noodle soup. And that's not a sentence I ever wanted to say.
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Why do eggs hate brunch?
Too much pressure to perform at 11 AM on a Sunday.
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What's worse than finding a hair in your scrambled eggs?
Finding half a hair.
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Why did the deviled egg win the cooking competition?
It was the best-dressed on the plate.
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