I asked my egg how it wanted to die.
It said, 'Quietly, in a soufflé — not screaming in a microwave.'
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Egg Jokes
The yolk's on you. Our hand-curated collection of egg humor, served sunny-side up.
The egg knew it wouldn't make it.
It was born to be broken. The only question was when.
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What's an egg's biggest fear?
Being told it has potential and then getting scrambled anyway.
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Some eggs become omelettes. Some become soufflés.
Most just end up in a gas station sandwich nobody asked for.
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An egg asked the universe, 'What is my purpose?'
The universe said, 'You bind meatloaf.'
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The egg didn't ask to be born.
Then again, neither did any of us, and we still have to pay taxes.
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Why did the egg apply for a job?
It was tired of just sitting in the dark waiting to expire.
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What's the most honest thing about an egg?
It wears its expiration date on its forehead.
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Eggs in the fridge are basically
on death row, watching each other get taken one by one.
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What's the difference between a good omelette and a bad one?
About 90 seconds and an unreasonable amount of butter.
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How do French chefs say goodbye?
Omelette du fromage!
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Why did the breakfast burrito win the award?
It was wrapped up in something egg-stra special.
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